This one is for all of you folks who are utterly stumped for Valentine's Day ideas for your loved ones, and don't find it strange to hand out pictures of other peoples' dogs. Just print out this photo, and add this text to the back:
On the day that you were born
The angels got together and decided
To create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moondust in your hair of [insert hair color here]
And starlight in your eyes of [insert eye color here]
You are now free to barf.
3 years ago