Solved: The Mystery of Pappy Dog

For a long time now I have been getting a lot of Google hits on the term "Pappy Dog", particularly from South American countries. It seemed like a pretty remote possibility that anyone in Chile had developed an attachment to our terrier hero, but what was going on here? I finally took the five seconds required to conduct a web search, and found a Spanish language music video of "Pappy Dog" by the Reggaeton Boys.



Feeling it was pretty important to understand what they were saying about my dog, I settled down to creating a translation of the lyrics to English. My wife applied her college Spanish and I applied Google Translate to the task. In the end, I'm not sure it really explains as much as it should.

ORIGINAL LYRICS tranquilo tranquilo boby ja ja ja ja tranquilo chiquitin,enanin ja ja ja ja oye oye oye no lloren no lloren ya les dije tu sabes quien mas reggaeton boys CORO. soy tu pappy dog tu eres mi sexy doll te doy mi fotolog manmi agrega mi flog si queri un hot dog enchufate con mi plug tu eres mi sexy doll y yo soy tu pappy dog.(2x) GUYVENS: ja soy tu pappy doga tu perro de siempre tu sabes tu casanova pide lo que quieras tu sabes que vamos a toda me gusta mas bien cuando te vistes a la moda my sexy lova cometela toda como que tu quieras y tambien con salsa soya suavecito despacito que ya no andas sola bailotea y aulla como una loba mi regalona. DAVID: manmi relaxy cuando tu te mueves shorty tu te ves bien sexy bailame ese dembow que viene de dj dac(xy) dale hasta bajo hasta que se vea el coxy entre en catarsis(2x) CORO:(2x) PUENTE: eh eh guayame guayame guaya tocame tocame toca gritame gritame grita eh eh eh eh(2x) PIERRE: soy tu bullterry el perro guardian del castillo del doctor larry aqui no se permite el juego de tom and jerry correte escondete escapate llego el papurry eres mi mamurry(2x) CORO:(2x) ja ja ja ja mas chiquito que un chiguagua oye chiguawini ja ja ja ja tu saaaabes david,pierre,guyvens oye dj dac los bullterry. jajajajaja nos fuimos pa REGGAETON BOYS.

ENGLISH TRANSLATION Calm, calm Boby Ya ya ya ya Calm little one, dwarf Ya ya ya ya Listen listen listen Don't you cry, don't you cry Anyone will tell you who are the Reggaeton Boys CHORUS I am your Pappy Dog You are my sexy doll I give you my photo album Manmi adding my flog If you want a hot dog Plug into me You are my sexy doll And I am your Pappy Dog.(2x) GUYVENS: Yeah I am your Pappy Dog Your dog forever You know I'm your Casanova Ask me what you want You know we vamoose to everything I like a lot When you see yourself with ice cream My sexy love All of you is eaten Just like you like it Also with soy sauce Soft and slow You know you don't walk alone Dance and howl like a wolf My regal one. DAVID: Manmi relax When you move my shorty You look very sexy Dance to undergound music DJ Dac will be there(xy) Get low until your coccyx is seen Inbetween cathartic releases(2x) Repeat CHORUS twice PUENTE: eh eh Grind me, grind me, grind me Touch me, Touch me, Touch me Scream me, Scream me, Scream me eh eh eh eh(2x) PIERRE: I am a bull terrier Your guard dog In the castle of Dr. Larry Here you are not permitted The game of Tom and Jerry Run to the escape hatch I arrive all papery You are my mammary(2x) Repeat CHORUS twice Ya ya ya ya Smaller than a Chihuahua Listen palm plant Ya ya ya ya you know David, Pierre, Guyvens Listen to the bull terriers, DJ Dac. Ya ya ya ya ya We're not your Daddy REGGAETON BOYS.