Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Will It Go Round in Circles?

2006-12-10-1127I was retagged on the Christmas tagging circuit by crazed flyball junkie Pippin-- I love those wacky ears. This go round I thought I'd take a slightly different tack on the "three things I want, three things I don't" theme, and list what I want from Pappy this Christmas:

  1. My grass and shrubs back, freakin' herbivore.
  2. Him pooping directly into the bags.
  3. Do you think he could operate an espresso machine? It would certainly speed up the morning routine.

And these are three things I don't want from the Papster:

  1. Pawprints emblazoned on my suits and dress shirts in the morning.
  2. Muddy balls dropped in my lap.
  3. Him disappearing into the guest room, then getting "ominously silent" around my wife's few remaining stuffed animals.

Rather than tagging another five people with the Christmas Tag, I'm looking for volunteers. Any takers? Instructions are in the previous post.

6 comments:

3dogcache said...

Hmm, I don't think I'd want my dogs pooping directly into the poop bag while my hands held it...yikes, that could get messy. But the no paw prints would be nice, along with perhaps a few less stray hairs:-))
3dogcache

Finnegan said...

What I want from Finny:

1. Complete remission
2. Complete remission
3. Complete remission

What I don't want:

I'll take whatever he gives me as long as he stays around a lot longer!

macgoogle said...

Well, after we were tagged (thanks - it was a nice time of reflection) by you, our tagees have not yet responded or have already been tagged. Oh well. It was a fun idea.

Texas and his humans.

Pappy's Fella said...

3Dog,
Perhaps a little wireframe bag holder would be in order?

Finnegan,
Finny, do it baby. Getting well is your number one job.

MacGoogly,
Yeah, I'm afraid the pickings are pretty lean for propogating the tag amongst dog-bloggers. We need to crossover tagging to other blogging communities, like the Bird Flu.

Bella the Boxer said...

Grass, shrubs, roses, maples...I'm pretty good at destroying them all (but I'm not so good at the tag game, sorry...)

xoxo - Bella

Pappy's Fella said...

Bella,
No worries, kiddo. I've used up all my tagging karma in the past month.