Thursday, January 11, 2007

If Dogs Could Say What They Are Thinking...

"What are you doing with that plastic bag? No, don't pick that... Drop it! DROP IT!

"Aaaaaw, you are a disgusting, disgusting human. "

6 comments:

FleasGang said...

Scarlett would be thinking: "Oh boy, he's bringing breakfast back home!"

Gus said...

You have lesft us speechless! Me n' Teka thought muzzer was the only one who loved dogs so much that she collected poop!

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

My Mom collects my poop too. Only bad thing is, she slips it into the neighbor's garbage pails! One of these days he will catch us!

Bussie Kissies
Buster

Pappy's Fella said...

Fleasgang,
I have to say I found the dialog about Scarlett's unquenchable thirst to be wildly hilarious/repulsive.

Gus,
You don't mean like "collect and put into a deep freeze for future generations", do you? Because we don't do that.

Buster,
As long as you don't put it in the deep freeze, we're good.

macgoogle said...

Yeah - when you think about it, we don't have thumbs so we can't pick up poop - but why would we want to - we put it on the ground for a reason - to leave it there! My Dad prefers to put poop in the bin - so today I did him a favour - I pooped right next to a bin so it would be easy for him to put it right in there. He said that the only thing better would be if he could teach me to poop straight into the bin. Why would I want to do that?

Love and Licks,
Texas (and his humans).

Karen Shanley said...

Wish I could think of something half as witty to say as you guys--but I'm too busy laughing!