Thursday, May 17, 2007

Pappy Answers Your Search Term Questions

It's become the norm to list the odd search terms that brought people to your blog. At Pappy's blog, we are going to take it one step further by providing answers.

Q: dog snorting after going to dog park?
A: Oops. You grabbed the pig.

Q: creating a new pet to take care of on the computer?
A: Just keep her away from the vents atop the monitor. Very hot.

Q: what to do about a dog who is always licking the carpet and floors?
A: Smear peanut butter on the walls. Problem solved.

Q: why does dog pee in are other dog's bowl?
A: Phenomenal sense of humor there. Get away from my water glass.

Q: how long it takes a dog to have pappy's?
A: Sorry my friend, but after they made the Papmeister they broke the mold.

Q: can dogs smell weed through plastic?
A: Heh, heh, heh. Anything to eat 'round here?

Q: my dog ate a maxi pad, what do i do?
A: Ummm, feed him Mini-Wheats? [rimshot]

Q: smart bump sign of intelligence on dog's head?
A: More likely a sign that she runs into things.

Q: pappy and puppy is that cool or what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
A: Totally.


Stella and Annie said...

I don't know about them breaking the mold Pappy. I think somehow your genetics made it to Tennessee (where Stella was born).

Gus said...

Clever, clever, clever. Strange stuff people search for, pretty scary sometimes. Do not list your muzzer as "short" 'cause you will get all sorts of perverse requests from people who fixate on midgets.


ps. muzzer says she is not really that short. Just compared to my dad and sisters!

Oscar Airedale said...

I never seem to get any interesting searches for my blog, boo hiss!

Oscar x

Pappy's Fella said...

Stella and Annie,
Well, okay, perhaps a few clones have been scattered around. But other than that the mint is closed.

Yeah, I left out the kinkier search terms-- a bit troubling at times. I'm sure Muzzer is a positive giant next to Teka.

External links seems to be the x-factor causing your blog to bubble up in random searches. Hang in there, it should get exciting soon!

Frasypoo said...

Funneee !!

Tierre (TY-ree) said...

Pappy, you've been tagged. See my latest blogpost for details.


Bella the Boxer said...

Very, very clever!! You can imagine the weird queries associated with "boxer" and "shorts" - ewwwwww.

xoxo - Bella