Into The Fray

Okay, Pappy has officially been entered in the Old Navy Mascot Search competition-- see his entry here. Judging by the competition, this should be a cakewalk for the Papster. What other owners fail to realize is that 1) being a precious puppy for eight months does not give your dog long-term star power, 2) googly bug-eyed dogs are a dime a dozen, and 3) putting sunglasses and clothes on your dog is pathological. Prediction-- Pappy's unconventional good looks™ will make him top dog. I just worry that his facial fur is too uniformly dark for the small screen; maybe a dye job is in order.

On second thought, maybe we just want him to win second place... we'd miss him too much if he became a jet-setter.